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    Ek Baar Main Apni Sunder Si Padosan Ke Saath Ek Park Mein Gaya. Hum Ekant Main Baith Gaye Aur Yahan-Vahan Ki Baatein Karne Lage. Thodi Der Ke Baad Vo Boli Ki Ab Kya Karein?

    Maine Kaha Ki Ek Joke Sunata Hun. Usne Kaha Ki Theek Hai Sunao.

    Maine Joke Sunana Start Kiya: Ek Baar Ek Sanyaasi Raat Mein Mandir Ke Bahar Bageeche Mein So Raha Tha. Tabhi Vahan Ek Sundar Si Ladki Aayi Aur Us Sanyasi Ke Saath Lait Gayi.

    Subah Hone Par Sanyasi Bahut Pachtaya Aur Jaakar Apne Guruji Se Pucha: Batayiye Guruji, Prayashchit Kaise Hoga?

    Guruji Ne Pucha: Tumne Us Kanya Ke Saath Kuch Kiya Tha?

    Sanyasi Bola: Nahin Guruji, Kuch Bhi Nahin.

    Guruji Bole: Das Din Tak Subah Uthkar Ghaas Charo.

    Sanyasi Ne Pucha: Aisa Kyun Guruji?

    Guruji Bole: Kyunki Tum Awwal Darje Ke Gadhe Ho.

    Ye Joke Sunte Hi Meri Padosan Sharmate Hue Jasne Lagi. Phir Kaafi Der Tak Hum Wahan Baithe Rahe Aur Aise Hi Baatein Karte Rahe. Phir Hum Dono Uthkar Jaane Lage.

    Jaate-Jaate Usne Mujhe Rs 100 Diye.

    Maine Pucha: Ye Kisliye De Rahi Ho?

    Padosan Haste Hue: Thodi Ghaas Kharid Lena.
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