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    Dirty Little Johnny climbs onto Santa's lap at the department store.

    Santa says, "I'll bet I know what you want for Christmas."

    And with his index finger he taps the boy on the nose with every letter he spells, "T-O-Y-S."

    The little boy answers, "No, I have enough toys."

    Santa tries again, tapping Johnny's nose with every letter, "C-A-N-D-Y."

    Again, Johnny says, "No, I have all kinds of candy."

    "Well, what would you like for Christmas?" Santa asks.

    Johnny replies, tapping Santa on the nose, "P-U-S-S-Y. And don't tell me you don't have any because I can smell it on your finger!"
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