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    A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you...don't bother coming after me." Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.

    After a short while the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom. She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note.

    After a few minutes he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone... "She's finally gone... yeah I know, about bloody time. I'm coming to see you, yeah... Right Now.. put on that sexy french nightie. I love you... can't wait to see you..."

    He hung up, grabbed his keys and left.

    She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed.

    Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he wrote...

    The note read, "I can see your feet under the bed. We're outta beer. Be back in five minutes. Love You!"
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