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    The wax museum just acquired a very good wax figure of ex prez Bill Clinton. They had it arranged to show him in an authoritative stance in front of several staff members set on a stage made up like the oval office.

    After the figure had been on display for a couple of days, the museum employees were constantly having to go in and rezip Bill's zipper, it kept falling to the 'down' position.

    They even went so far as to sew it in place, but that too met with some foul play, and the zipper was found ripped loose and in the down position.

    So, to get to the bottom of this mystery, the museum installed a hidden camera to catch the culprit. They did. and it was more than just one.

    During the course of one day no less than 18 different women stepped into the exhibit, got down on their knees, unzipped that zipper then placed their head on 'his' trousers and had a friend snap their photo.
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