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    Teacher: Construct a sentence using the word sugar.
    Pupil: I drank tea this morning.
    Teacher: Where is the word sugar.
    Pupil: It is already in the tea...!!!

    TEACHER: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis.
    TEACHER: Class, what is photosynthesis?
    Student: Photosynthesis is our topic today.

    TEACHER: John is climbing a tree to pick some mangoes. (Begin the sentence with Mangoes)

    Student: Mangoes, John is coming to pick you...

    TEACHER: What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
    Student: We don't call them, they come on their own...

    TEACHER: Name the nation, people hate most.
    Student: Exami-nation...

    TEACHER: How can we keep our school clean?
    Student: By staying at home...

    TEACHER: One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that??
    Student: Future impossible tense...
  • You Got Off Lucky An elderly Jewish man is bumped by a car while crossing the street. He is seemingly unhurt, but his wife persuades him to go to the doctor, just in case. He returns home, and his wife says...
  • Brown Trousers Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate...
  • Cross-Examination In a terrible accident at a railroad crossing, a train smashed into a car and pushed it nearly four hundred yards down the track. Though no one was killed, the driver took the train company to court...
  • Chemistry Lectures A scientist has come up with proof of something students have known for years -- chemistry lectures are boring. In an article published in the current issue of Chemistry in Britain, a university chemistry...
  • I'm Outta Here A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I`ve had enough and have left you...don`t bother coming after me." Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction...