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    A man enters a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for a pack of condoms.
    The Pharmacist asks, "What size?"

    The man replies, "I do not know."

    Well, take this board with holes and go to the bathroom and measure.

    In 10 minutes the man comes back and tells the pharmacist, "I have changed my mind I don't need the condoms. How much is this board?"
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