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    A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, go to his house for an early afternoon "quickie."

    "Don't worry," he purrs. "My wife is out of town on a business trip, so there's no risk."

    As one thing leads to another, the woman reaches into her purse and suddenly gasps, "We have to stop, I forgot to bring birth control!"

    "No problem," her lover replies. "I'll get my wife's diaphragm."

    After a few minutes of searching, he returns to the bedroom in a fury. "That witch!" he exclaims. "She took it with her! I always knew she didn't trust me!"
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