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    Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Kahin Jaa Raha Tha Tabhi Achanak Usko Ek Awaz Sunai Deti Hai, "Ruko!"

    Vo Ruk Jaata Hai Aur Tabhi Uske Paas Se Ek Truck Badi Tezi Se Guzarta Hai Aur Uski Jaan Bach Jaati Hai. Usne Us Awaaz Ka Dhabyavaad Kiya Aur Aage Chala Gaya.

    Kuch Dinon Ke Baad Vo Aadmi Ek Pahari Raaste Se Guzar Raha Tha. Tabhi Usko Wahi Awaaz Phir Se Sunai Deti Hai, "Ruk Jao!"

    Is Baar Jaise Hi Vo Ruka Aagey Wali Pahari Gir Gayi Aur Is Tarah Uski Phir Ek Baar Jaan Bach Gayi.

    Aadmi Ne Phir Se Us Awaaz Ka Shukriya Ada Kiya Aur Pucha, "Aap Kaun Ho Jo Har Baar Meri Jaan Bachate Ho? Aur Aap Meri Shaadi Ke Time Kahan The?"

    Jawab Aaya, "Tumhe Maine Shaadi Ke Waqt Bhi Awaaz Di thi... Ab Awaaz Sun Le Ya DJ Bajwa Le...
  • Not Easy To Be A Teacher Teacher: Construct a sentence using the word sugar.
    Pupil: I drank tea this morning.
    Teacher: Where is the word sugar.
    Pupil: It is already in the tea...
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  • You Got Off Lucky An elderly Jewish man is bumped by a car while crossing the street. He is seemingly unhurt, but his wife persuades him to go to the doctor, just in case. He returns home, and his wife says...
  • Brown Trousers Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate...
  • Cross-Examination In a terrible accident at a railroad crossing, a train smashed into a car and pushed it nearly four hundred yards down the track. Though no one was killed, the driver took the train company to court...