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    A Mallu woman went for a job interview for the post of a Secretary.

    The Manager saw the woman's colorful clothes, gold jewellery, extra coconut oiled hair, and his mind was screaming: "NOT THIS WOMAN."

    Nevertheless he had to interview her. So told her: If you make a sentence using all the words that I give you, then maybe I give you a chance at the job. The words are:
    GREEN,
    PINK,
    YELLOW,
    BLUE,
    WHITE,
    PURPLE &
    BLACK.

    The enthusiastic Mallu sat staring at the ceiling thinking for a while. She then let out a dorky laugh and said, "I hear the phone ring, GREEN GREEN GREEN,
    then O go PINK up the phone,
    I say YELLOW...
    BLUE's that??
    Sorry WHITE did you say? Aiyyo...
    Wrong Number!!
    Don't simbly PURPLELY disturb people and don't call me BLACK next time WOKAY !!... Thank you"

    Manager fainted!!!!

    Pass it on to get a free pack of benana chibbs.
    (Joking, zimbly read and yenjay)
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