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    Pierre, Marie, and their six children lived in a log cabin on the edge of a lake in northern Quebec. One day, Pierre decided he had had enough and set out across the lake in his canoe.

    Seeing this, Marie hollered out to him, "Pierre, what are you doing?"

    Pierre replied, "Woman, I'm leaving you!"

    Marie hollered, "But Pierre, what about our marriage?"

    Pierre replied, "To hell with the marriage. Woman, I'm leaving you!" He kept paddling across the lake.

    Marie hollered, "But Pierre, what about our beautiful cabin?"

    Pierre replied, "To hell with the cabin. Woman, I'm leaving you!" He kept paddling across the lake.

    Marie hollered, "But Pierre, what about our beautiful children?"

    Pierre replied, "To hell with the children. Woman, I'm leaving you!" He kept paddling across the lake.

    Then Marie hikes up her skirt, points to her crotch and hollers, "But Pierre, what about this?"

    As Pierre slowly turns the canoe around he mumbles, "Someday I'm going to leave that damn woman."
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