|A guy goes for a Job in a Timber Wholesalers, The interviewer asks him what experience he has, to which he replies, "I've been in the trade for so long, I can identify any wood just by it's smell."|
The Interviewer decides to put him to the test by blinfolding him and giving him samples to sniff. On sniffing the first sample, he says, "That's Brazilian Mahogany". The Interviewer is amazed and tries another.
"That's South African Pearwood."
This carries on with the guy getting every one right, so the interviewer decides to fuck him up. He calls his secretary in and whispers to her, "Let him sniff your arse."
She does this and the guy says, "I'm not not sure, Can I smell that one again?" The interviewer tells the secretary to turn round. He sniffs her snatch and says, "I know. Its a Shithouse door made out of old fish crates."