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    A boy walks up to his dad and ask him, "Dad what is that thing between a girls legs that has hair on it?"

    His dad said, "Well son that is called a vagina."

    His son thought about that for a minute and then ask, "OK then, what is that little thing that looks like a really small penis in a woman's vagina?"

    "Well they call that a clitoris son," said the father.

    "OK dad, just one more question... What is that really smooth peice of skin that is below a woman's vagina?"

    The boys dad thinks about this for a minute and says, "Well son, I don't know the medical term for it but I just call it a chin rest."
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