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    On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration.

    "Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?"

    Tom responds, "Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, forbearance, meekness, self-restraint, forgiveness - and a great many other qualities you wouldn't have needed if you'd stayed single."
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    "To tell you the truth, my son has married a real tramp!" says Ruth. "She doesn`t get out of bed until 11. She`s out all day spending...
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