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    I was on vacation in Las Vegas, playing the slot machines. It was my first time in a casino, and I wasn't sure how any of the machines operated.

    "Excuse me." I said to a casino employee. "How does this work?"
    v The worker showed me how to insert a bill, hit the spin button, and operate the release handle.

    "And where does the money come out?" I asked.

    He smiled and motioned to a far wall before saying, "Usually at the ATM."
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