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    Kaun Banega Crorepati...
    Santa goes to Kaun Banega Karodpati show. Amitabh Bachchan asks him, "Santaji aap kiske saath yahan aaye hai?"
    Santa : " Pitaaji ke saath".
    Amitabh : "Aap ke pitaaji ka shubhnaam?"
    Santa : "Hmm.... yes."
    Amitabh : "Amm.... kya naam hai aapke pitaji ka?"
    Santa : "Hmm... OK."
    Amitabh : "Are Santaji, main aapse aapke pitaji ka naam poochh raha hoon"
    Santa : "Pehle mujhe chaar options to do ! ! !"
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    The Lord says to the cat, 'You lived a good life, and if there is any way I can make your stay in heaven more comfortable, please let me know.'
    The cat thinks for a moment and says...