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    I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments!

    So I called my baby girl, Kareesha, to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your mother's house and tell her that this is the last check she's ever going to get from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the expression that's on her face."

    So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was really anxious to hear what she had to say and what she looked like.

    As my baby girl walked through the door, I said, "Now what did she have to say?"

    "She told me to tell you that you ain't my daddy, and to watch the expression on your face.
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