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    A manager has to take on some sport by his doctor so he decides to play tennis.

    After a couple of weeks his secretary asks him how he's doing.

    "It's going fine," the manager says, "When I'm on the court and I see the ball speeding towards me my brain immediately says: To the corner! Back hand! To the net! Smash! Go back!"

    "Really? What happens then?" the girl asks enthusiastic.

    "Then my body says: Who? Me? Don't talk nonsense!"
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    "I thought you made a New Year`s resolution to quit smoking
  • Most Confusing Two Letter Word There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meaning than any other two- letter word, and that is "UP." It`s easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list...
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    "How are you feeling?" the visitor asked.
    "Oh," said the lady, "I`m just...
  • Broken Scrotum! A woman named Jill stood up at her church`s Testimony Meeting one Sunday morning, took the microphone from one of the church ushers, and bared her soul to the enrapt congregation...