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    A girl from North Carolina and a girl from California sat side by side on an airplane.

    The girl from North Carolina, being friendly and all, said, "So, where ya from?"

    The California girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence."

    The girl from North Carolina sat quietly for a few moments and then replied, "So, where ya from, bitch?"
  • Helping Hand A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. "Here is the situation," she said. "A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance...
  • What Nonsense A manager has to take on some sport by his doctor so he decides to play tennis. After a couple of weeks his secretary asks him how he`s doing.
    "It`s going fine," the manager says...
  • Watch Her Expressions I`m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments! So I called my baby girl, Kareesha, to come over to my house, and when...
  • Mock Drill A troop of Boy Scouts was being used as "guinea pigs" in a test of emergency systems. A mock earthquake was staged, and the Scouts impersonated wounded persons who were to be picked up and cared...
  • Quit Smoking Brandon, at a New Year`s party, turns to his friend, Justin, and asks for a cigarette.
    "I thought you made a New Year`s resolution to quit smoking