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    A man walked into a Wal-Mart and the Greeter said, "Automotive, aisle 15."

    The man asked, "How did you know I was here to get oil?"

    The Greeter replied, "That's my job."

    Another man walked in and the Greeter said, "Sporting goods, aisle 28."

    The man asked, "How did you know I wanted fishing supplies?

    The Greeter replied, "That's my job."

    A woman walked in and the Greeter said, "Tampons, aisle 5."

    The woman said, "No, I'm here for hemorrhoid medicine."
    The Greeter said, "Darn, I missed it by an inch!"
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