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    The patrol officer stopped a motorist for a traffic violation. Standing outside his expensive foreign car, the red-faced driver frantically waved his hands and jumped up and down.
    "I`ll have your job for this!" he shouted at the top of his lungs.
    "Sir, you wouldn`t want my job," replied the unruffled officer as he wrote out the citation. "The hours are long, the pay is low, and you meet some of the nastiest people."
  • Kaun Banega Crorepati... Kaun Banega Crorepati... Santa goes to Kaun Banega Crorepati show. Amitabh Bachchan asks him, 'So Mr. Santa aap kiske saath yahan aaye hai?' Santa,' Pitaaji ke saath'. Amitabh : 'Aap ke pitaaji ka shubhnaam?' Santa said....
  • Subject of liars: A minister said one morning, 'Next Sunday I am going to preach on the subject of liars. And in this connection, as a preparation for my discourse, I would like you all to read the seventeenth chapter of Mark.' On the following Sunday, the preacher rose to begin, and said...
  • Resemblance !! Santa accidentally bumped into a woman on the street. 'I`m so sorry,' he apologized. 'That`s quite all right,' the woman replied. 'You know,' she added with a smile, 'you look just like...
  • Sherlock Holmes! Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. 'Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.' Watson replies, 'I see millions of...
  • Identify the creature... The professor announced that the test would be to look at each set of bird legs and give the common name, habitat, genus, species, and identifying characteristic. The student looked at each set of bird legs. They all looked the same to him. He began to get upset. He had stayed...