Moms will be Moms... Doesn't matter who you are. Here is some Mom talk.

    Issac Newton's mother - "But did you wash the apple before eating it?"

    Archimedes's mother - "Didn't you have any shame running naked in the street from? And, WHO is this girl Eureka???"

    Thomas Edison's mother - Of course I am proud that you invented the electric bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed !!!"

    Abraham Lincoln's mother - "Now that you have become President for heaven's sake get rid of that shabby tailcoat and stovepipe hat, and buy yourself a decent outfit."

    James Watt's mother - "If you just keep watching that damn lid lifting and dropping, rice will be burnt. Turn off the stove now."

    Alexander Graham Bell's mother - "You have installed this new silly thing in the house alright, but I do not want girls calling you at odd hours."

    Galileo Galilei's mother - "What use is seeing that goddamn moon with your telescope if it does not help me to see my mother in Milano."

    Samuel Morse's mother - "Make sure your school report card doesn't have only dashes and dots."

    Mona Lisa's mother - "After all that money your father and I spent on your braces, is that the best smile you can give us ?"

    Michelangelo's mother - "Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling ?"

    Albert Einstein's mother - "Can't you do something about your hair ? Use styling gel or something?"

    Bill Gates's mother - "You keep browsing all day long; watch out if I ever catch you on any adult web-site."

    Danial Fahrenheit's mother - "Stop playing with boiling water and let me make tea."

    Georg Ohm's mother - "I don't like you resisting everything I say."

    Robert Boyle's mother - "If your volume is really inversely proportional to pressure, you must be having a constipation. Take a laxative."

    Alessandro Volta's mother - "It is shocking to see you all the while dipping those copper and zinc rods in that beaker."

    Andre Ampere's mother - `Apart from fooling around all the time shall you ever find time to glance through your current books!"

    Socrates's mother - "If you keep drinking from any cup, it is not necessary that you will also survive like Meera Bai."

    Christopher Columbus' mother - "I don't care what you were busy discovering and where, you could still have dropped a two line letter!"

    Dedicated to All Mothers, But for Whom The Human Civilisation wouldn't Have Progressed.
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