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    This morning I was having bread butter in breakfast. Wanted some green chutney for extra taste.

    But thought of Modiji's advice and didn't ask my wife for it.

    I got up myself, went to the kitchen, brought it on my own from the refrigerator, applied it on bread and had it.

    Though the taste of chutney was different but had a great patriotic feeling of AATMNIRBHARTA.

    After few minutes my wife came and asked me, "Have you seen a bowl of Mehandi I kept in the refrigerator last night ?"
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