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    An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married & settled down in their old neighborhood.

    To celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary they walk down to their old school. There, they hold hands as they find the desk they shared & where he had carved "I love you, Sally".

    On their way back home, a bag of money falls out of an armoured car practically at their feet. She quickly picks it up, & they don't know what to do with it so they take it home. There, she counts the money, & its fifty-thousand dollars.

    The husband says, "We've got to give it back."

    She says, "Finders keepers" & puts the money back in the bag & hides it up in their attic.

    The next day, two policemen are going from door-to-door in the neighbourhood looking for the money show up at their home.

    One knocks on the door & says, "Pardon me, but did either of you find any money that fell out of an armoured car yesterday?"

    She says, "No!"

    The husband says: "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."

    She says, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."
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