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    A blonde Decemberides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse`s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse`s neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse`s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
  • Ban plastic bags... Sam and John were out cutting wood, and John cut his arm off. Sam wrapped the arm in a plastic bag and took it and John to a surgeon. The surgeon said: 'You are in luck! I am an expert at reattaching limbs! Come back in four hours.' So Sam came back in four hours and...
  • About Penguins... A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed on the Falkland Islands have devised what they consider a marvelous new game. Noting that the local penguins are fascinated by airplanes, the pilots search out a beach where the birds are gathered and...
  • Want my job? The patrol officer stopped a motorist for a traffic violation. Standing outside his expensive foreign car, the red-faced driver frantically waved his hands and jumped up and down.
    He shouted at the top of his lungs, 'I`ll have your...
  • Wait Please! Once Banta was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the securityguard told Banta, 'WAIT PLEASE.' Banta said...
  • Kaun Banega Crorepati... Kaun Banega Crorepati... Santa goes to Kaun Banega Crorepati show. Amitabh Bachchan asks him, 'So Mr. Santa aap kiske saath yahan aaye hai?' Santa,' Pitaaji ke saath'. Amitabh : 'Aap ke pitaaji ka shubhnaam?' Santa said....