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    A man gets off a plane in Boston and heads immediately for the Men's Room. It's crowded but he finds a vacant urinal to gain relief after the long flight and many drinks.

    The man at the urinal next to his says, "You're Jewish?"

    "Yes."

    "You come from Talahasee, Florida?"

    "Yes."

    "Your parents went to Temple Immanuel?"

    "Yes, I don't think I know you. How do you know so much about me?"

    The man next to him replies, "Rabbi Minski of Temple Immanuel is the only Rabbi I know that performs circumcisions by cutting at an angle and you're peeing in my shoe!
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