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    Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.

    The first boy says, "My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, and they give him $50."

    The second boy says, "That's nothing. My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, and they give him $100."

    The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!"
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