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    Two girls board a crowded bus and one of them whispers to the other, "Watch me embarrass a man into giving me his seat."

    Pushing her way through the crowd, she turned all of her charms upon a gentleman who looked like he might embarrass easily. "My dear Mr. Wilson," she gushed, "fancy meeting you here on the bus. Am I glad to see you! Why you're almost a stranger. My, but I'm tired!"

    The sedate gent looked up at the girl. He had never seen her before but he rose and said pleasantly, "Sit down, Mary, my girl. It isn't often I see you on washday. No wonder you're tired. Being pregnant isn't easy. By the way, don't deliver the wash until Thursday. My wife is going to the District Attorney's office to see whether or not she can get your husband out of jail."
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  • Fix The Outhouse Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"
    Pa replies, "There ain`t nothing wrong with the outhouse...
  • The Missing Shoe One evening, a man gave his tipsy secretary a ride home after an office party. His wife was prone to jealousy, so he didn`t mention the incident to her. Later in the evening, he was driving his wife...
  • How Gullible Are We? A freshman at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination...
  • Miniature Steaks! A guy had told all of his friends about the great steak he`d eaten downtown the day before. A group of them decided to head down and see if was really as large and delicious as he was making...