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    At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy.

    "No woman," said one man, scornfully, "can keep a secret."

    "I don't know about that," answered a woman guest. "I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one."

    "You'll let it out some day," the man insisted.

    "I hardly think so!" responded the lady. "When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever."
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