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    A man's printer started printing more and more faintly, so he called a local repair shop.

    A friendly young man informed him, "Well, you could bring it in for a cleaning, but we charge $50 for that, so you might be better off just reading the manual and trying the job yourself."

    Pleasantly surprised by this candor, the man said, "Thanks, son. Does your boss know that you discourage business?"

    "Actually, it was my boss's idea," said the young employee. "He says that if we let people try to fix things themselves first, we end up making even more money!"
  • Equal Privileges A country club didn`t allow women on the golf course. Eventually, there was enough pressure that they decided to allow women on the course during the week. The ladies were satisfied with this arrangement, formed a women`s club...
  • Women Can't Keep Secrets At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy.
    "No woman," said one man, scornfully, "can keep a secret."
    "I don`t know about that...
  • Time Zones are Confusing One of Russia`s Ambassadors was having dinner with Putin and said that time zones around the world confused him. "Why?" Putin asks.
    "Ah, Mr. President, I called Angela Merkel to congratulate...
  • The Picture Diet I remember one time when I was home visiting my folks. My mom asked me to set the table for dinner. I opened the refrigerator and taped to the inside of the door was a risque picture of a lovely, slender...
  • Blonde Witness A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit. The prosecutor opened his questioning with, "Where were you the night of August 24th?"
    "Objection!" said the defense attorney...