|A teacher asked his class how many of them were Trump fans. Not quite knowing what a Trump fan is, but wanting to be loved by the teacher, all of the kids raised their hands, except Little Johnny.|
The teacher asked Little Johnny why did you decide to be different... again.
Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not a Trump fan."
"Why aren't you a Trump fan?"
Johnny said, "Because I'm a Democrat."
The teacher asked him why he is a Democrat.
Little Johnny replied, "Well my mom is a Democrat and my dad is a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat."
The teacher, annoyed by this answer, asked him, "If your mother was an idiot and your father a jerk, what would that make you?"
Little Johnny replied, "A Trump fan."