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    A teacher asked his class how many of them were Trump fans. Not quite knowing what a Trump fan is, but wanting to be loved by the teacher, all of the kids raised their hands, except Little Johnny.

    The teacher asked Little Johnny why did you decide to be different... again.

    Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not a Trump fan."

    "Why aren't you a Trump fan?"

    Johnny said, "Because I'm a Democrat."

    The teacher asked him why he is a Democrat.

    Little Johnny replied, "Well my mom is a Democrat and my dad is a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat."

    The teacher, annoyed by this answer, asked him, "If your mother was an idiot and your father a jerk, what would that make you?"

    Little Johnny replied, "A Trump fan."
  • Wrong Rowing Technique Yeshiva University decided to field a rowing team. Unfortunately, they lose race after race. Even though they practice and practice for hours everyday, they never manage to come in any better than dead last...
  • Medical Bill! A man takes his sick Chihuahua to the veterinarian. They're immediately taken back to a room.
    Soon, a Labrador walks in, sniffs the Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves...
  • How Traditions Are Born A new camp commander was appointed and while inspecting the place, he saw 2 soldiers guarding a bench. He went over there and asked them why do they guard it. "We don`t know. The last commander told us...
  • Brilliant Puns 1. Laxman to Seeta: Stay offline.
    2. Mayawati ctrls+all+dalits.
    3. What did Jaya say to Abhishek when they saw Amitabh coming home in a rickshaw?>
    "Rickshey mein toh woh tumhare baap..
  • A Premature Obituary Brad and Mike are two old retired widowers who reside close to each other and do constant welfare checks on each other. Much of their relationship is based on pragmatism rather than real friendship...