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    Anti-body - - Against everyone
    Artery -- The study of fine paintings
    Bacteria -- The back door of a cafeteria
    Barium -- What you do after CPR fails
    Benign -- What you are after you be eight and before you be ten
    Cardiac arrest -- Taken into custody after stealing a coupe Deville
    CAT Scan -- Searching for the kitty Cardiology
    Advance -- study of poker playing
    Cauterize -- To make eye contact with a woman
    Cesarean section -- A district in Rome Charlie
    Horse -- A 10 to 1 long shot in the Kentucky Derby
    Colic -- A sheep dog
    Coma -- A punctuation mark Congenital - Friendly
    D&C -- Where Washington is
    Dilate -- To live long Enema -- Not a friend
    Fibula -- A small white lie
    G.I. Series -- A baseball game between teams of soldiers
    Genes -- What you wear cutting grass
    Hangnail -- A coat hook
    Impotent - Distinguished, well known
    Labor pain -- Getting hurt at work
    Medical staff -- A doctor s cane
    Morbid -- A higher offer
    Nitrates -- Cheaper than the day rate
    Node -- Movement of head meaning yes
    Organic -- An organ work repairman
    Paralyze -- Two far fetched stories
    Pharmacist -- A person who makes living in agriculture
    Phobopohobia -- Fear of phobias, or fear itself
    Pelvis -- A cousin of Elvis
    Post-operative -- A letter carrier
    Protein -- In favor of young people
    Rectum -- Dang near killed em
    Scalpel -- What you stand on to clean windows in high rise buildings
    Secretion -- Hiding something
    Seizure -- A Roman emperor
    Tablet -- A small table
    Terminal illness -- Getting sick at the airport
    Thalassotherophy -- Fear of the sea Tumor -- An extra pair
    Urine -- The opposite of "you are out
    Vein - Conceited
    Varicose - Nearby
    Xenophobia -- fear of strangers or foreigners
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  • Great memory... 'That is great! And what was the name of the clinic?'
    Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but could not remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, 'What do you call that flower with the long stem and...
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