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    A man & wife entered a dentist`s office.
    The Wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don`t want gas or Novocain because I`m in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."
    "You`re a brave woman said the dentist. Now, Show me which tooth it is."
    The wife turns to her husband and says "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."
  • Psychiatrist`s help: Shakey went to a psychiatrist. 'Doc,' he said, 'I ve got a trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there`s somebody under it. I get under the bed; I think there`s somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under, you got to help...
  • Bad times: The woman`s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, 'You know what? You have been...
  • Great memory... 'That is great! And what was the name of the clinic?'
    Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but could not remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, 'What do you call that flower with the long stem and...
  • Ticket please! Three Engineers and three Accountants are going on a business trip by train. At the train station, the 3 accountants are ordering 3 tickets while the engineers are only ordering one ticket. The accountants ask 'Why only one ticket ?', the engineers reply that they have a scheme...
  • Riding blonde ! A blonde Decemberides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs...