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    A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from the car and offered him a drink from his hip flask.The doctor accepted and handed the flask back to the lawyer, who closed it and put it away.
    "Aren`t you going to have a drink yourself?" asked the doctor.
    "Sure; after the police leave," replied the lawyer
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  • Psychiatrist`s help: Shakey went to a psychiatrist. 'Doc,' he said, 'I ve got a trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there`s somebody under it. I get under the bed; I think there`s somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under, you got to help...
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    Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but could not remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, 'What do you call that flower with the long stem and...
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