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    A man walks in to a confession booth and says I have sinned. What did you do asks the priest.
    I committed a murder.
    The priest says take a drink out of the holy cup and you will be forgiven.
    A women walks in to the confession booth and says I have sinned.
    The priest asks her what did you do.
    I robbed six banks.
    The priest says take a drink out of the holy cup and you will be forgiven.
    Another man walks in to the confession booth and says I have sinned.
    What did you do asks the priest.
    I peed in the holy cup.
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