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    A man approached a local in a village he was visiting, the local happened to be our Dear Santa. "What is the quickest way to the nearest City?"
    Santa scratched his head.
    "Are you walking or driving?" he asked the stranger.
    "I am driving."
    "That is the quickest way!"
  • Key in the car? One day there was this blonde that pulled up to a gas station. She filled her car with gas then went to the gas station clerk. Then she asked him for a hanger. The clerk asked her why and she replied that...
  • Scuba Diver ! One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth, but with no scuba gear whatsoever. The diver went below another 20 feet, and the guy joined him a few minutes later. The diver went below 25 feet, and...
  • Barter! As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outside a Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists. An Arab salesman approached them carrying belts. After an impassioned sales talk yielded no results, he asked...
  • Adventurous Pilot ? A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. So, this was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime. Instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said...
  • Running luck ? Santa and his girlfriend were driving along one day. He noticed that she kept looking at him and smiling. Then she leaned over and whispered in Santa`s ear...