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    Susan told the insurance company, "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money."
    The agent replied, "Whoa there, just a minute, Susan. Insurance doesn`t work quite like that. We will ascertain the value of what was insured and provide you with a new one of comparable worth."
    There was a long pause before Susan replied, "Then I`d like to cancel the policy on my husband."
  • Be silent... A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane, a Boeing-747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting...
  • Plead guilty! After a trial had been going on for three days, Harrison, the man accused of committing the crimes, stood up, approached the judge`s bench and said
  • Thrice unlucky? A guy is having a drink in a very dark bar. He leans over to the big woman next to him and says: 'Do you want to hear a funny blonde joke?' The big woman replies: 'Well, before you tell me that joke, you should know something. I`m
  • The burial ! An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors...
  • Real Life & Commands Some of the commands you would like to have in real life, like - You are already late, and your key is missing. You wish there was FIND TOOL in life!And some more.