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    An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.
    The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!"
    So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank! The CO was so impressed, he asked, "How did you do it?"

    "Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Arabs. I approached the border, and saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up, the Arab tank put his white flag up. I said to the Arab soldier, do you want to get a 3-day pass? So we exchanged tanks!"
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