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    An old couple had a son, who was still living with his parents. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his future career. They decided to do a small test.
    They took a ten-dollar bill, a bible, and a bottle of whiskey, and put them on the front hall table, and hid, pretending they`re not home.
    The father`s plan was: "If our son takes the money, he will be a businessman, if he takes the bible, he will be a priest - but if he takes the bottle of whiskey, I`m afraid our son will be a drunkard." The father slapped his forehead, and said...

    "Darn... Our son is going to be a politician!"
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    You are overcome with disbelief, anger, and finally depressed acceptance when you encounter...
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