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    A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe in a distant jungle.
    The chief comes to them and says,"The bad news is that now that we`ve caught you, we`re going to kill you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die."
    The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison."
    The chief gives him some poison. The Frenchman cries, "Vive la France!", quaffs the poison, and dies
    The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please."
    The chief gives him a pistol. The Englishman points it at his head, says, "God save the queen!" and blows his brains out.
    The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork."
    The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over the stomach, the sides, the chest-- everywhere. There`s blood gushing out all over, it`s horrible.
    The chief is appalled, and screams,"What are you doing?!"
    The New Yorker looks at the chief and says,"So much for your canoe, ya jerk."
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