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    A Texas rancher, visiting a South Dakota farmer friend, asked him to show him his farm. After seeing the 1,000 acre spread, the Texan bragged that down home he could get into his car, drive all day, and by evening would not have gotten to the distant point of his ranch.
    The South Dakotan simply replied, "You know, I had a car like that once."
  • No Canoe for U ... A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe in a distant jungle. The chief comes to them and says,'The bad news is that now that we`ve caught you, we`re going to kill you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you...
  • The career test: An old couple had a son, who was still living with his parents. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his future career. They decided to do a small test.
    They took a ten-dollar bill, a bible, and a bottle of whiskey, and put them on the front hall table, and...
  • Smart snakes! The Flood is over and the ark has landed. Noah lets all the animals out and says, 'Go forth and multiply.' A few months later, Noah decides to take a stroll and see how...
  • Another Fish! The Walton`s invited their new neighbors over to dinner. During dinner Mr. Walton was asked what he did for a living. Eight years old Brian Walton jumped in and said...
  • Top 10 Signs that You`ve Overdosed on The World Wide Web Your opening line is: 'So, what`s your homepage address?'
    You see a beautiful sunset, and you half-expect to see 'Enhanced for Netscape 4.0' on one of the clouds.
    You are overcome with disbelief, anger, and finally depressed acceptance when you encounter...