|An old married couple is in bed one night about to fall asleep when suddenly the husband farts.|
His wife is disgusted and screams at him, "Don`t fart!!!"
Husband says, "Shut your mouth." A few minutes later he farts again.
She screams "Please stop farting!!!"
Again he says, "Just shut your mouth."
She is really pissed off and finally she asks him, "How come when I ask you to stop farting, you never listen, you just tell me to shut my mouth???"
"Well" says the husband, "I didn`t want to have to tell you, but your breath is what really stinks."