Julie the blonde, getting desparate for money, went into the richer neighborhoods looking for odd jobs. At the first house she called on, the man said "Yeah, I have a job for you. How about painting my porch."
    "Sure, said Julie, I`ll do it for fifty bucks."
    "OK, that`s great, you`ll find the paint and ladder in the garage."
    When the man went back into the house, his wife who had been listening to this concersation said "Fifty bucks! Doesn`t she know that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
    "Well, she should know. She was standing right on it."
    About 15 minutes later, Julie knocked at the door.
    "I`m all finished," she told the surprised home owner.
    The man was amazed. "You painted the whole porch.?"
    "Yeah, said Julie. I even had some paint left over so I gave it two coats."
    As the man reached for his wallet to pay, Julie said: "Oh, by the way, that is not a Porch, it`s a Ferrari."
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