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    Banta: "My grandfather s watch fell in a well and when it was found after 30 years, it was still keeping correct time"
    Santa: "So what is so great about it? Once my grandfather himself fell into a well, and after thirty years when he was taken out, he was still alive."
    Banta: "How can it be possible? What was he doing in the well for thirty years?"
    Santa: "Why not? He was winding your grandfather’s wrist-watch."
  • Contribution! An attorney was asked to make a contribution to a worthwhile charity.
    His response was, 'I guess you hadn`t heard, my mother is suffering from a terminal illness and she has medical bills which far exceed...
  • Skipping medicine! Santa went to a doctor to get some medicine, as he was not feeling well.
    'This is pretty strong stuff,' said the doctor, 'So take some first day, then skip a day, take...
  • Made in India At a World Conference, the heads of States of all countries were boasting about their technical know-how. So they all decided that to prove their boasts, each country should show an engineering feat...
  • President Bush an idiot An American and A Russian were arguing about the virtues of communism and democracy.
    'Come on man!' said the American, 'In a democracy...
  • Believe it or not! A boy is watching television and hears the name Jesus Christ and about the good deeds of Jesus Christ and his greatness. Wondering who Jesus Christ is, he asks his mother. She tells him that she is busy...
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