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    Dear Abby, I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can’t afford to spend a lot of money to do it. Any suggestions?
    "Dear Sam, Yes. Run for public office," suggested Abby.
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    'This is pretty strong stuff,' said the doctor, 'So take some first day, then skip a day, take...
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    'Come on man!' said the American, 'In a democracy...
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