Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I`m now logged in."
    Wife???: Have you brought the grocery?
    Husband: Bad command or filename.
    Wife???: But I told you in the morning!
    Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?
    Wife???: What about my new TV?
    Husband: Variable not found ...
    Wife???: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
    Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied...
    Wife???: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
    Husband: Too many parameters...
    Wife???: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
    Husband: Data type mismatch.
    Wife???: You are useless.
    Husband: It`s by Default.
    Wife???: What about your Salary?
    Husband: File in use ... Try later.
    Wife???: What is my value in the family.
    Husband: Unknown Virus

    MORAL: Beware before getting married to an IT pro.
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