• The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar.
    "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o clock in the morning?"
    "There is," he replied, "Breakfast."
  • Learning by correspondence In Canada Santa earned enough money to buy himself a brand new car. He drove out of the sales depot with an L-plate on the car. As the car zig-zagged down the main highway, a traffic cop picked him up, 'Why are you going from one side of the road to...
  • Fire and floods... A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean.
    The lawyer said, 'I`m here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for...
  • Tight shoes A man was seen walking in a drunkard manner, with anger written large on his face, wearing a pair of somewhat tight shoes. A Haryanavi passerby who happened to go that way, stopped and asked the man...
  • Truer Words were never spoken ! Dear Abby, I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can’t afford to spend a lot of money to...
  • Thirty years in the well Banta: 'My grandfather s watch fell in a well and when it was found after 30 years, it was still keeping correct...
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