Good Morning!

The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar.
"I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o clock in the morning?"
"There is," he replied, "Breakfast."

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Quotes

The art of being happy lies in the power of extracting happiness from common things.

Trivia

Take water before bedtime.
About 90% of Heart Attacks occur early in the morning & it can be reduced if one takes a glass or two of water before going to bed at night.

Graffiti

When she saw her 1st strand of grey hair... she thought she would 'Dye'!