Computer communication lingo! !

What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.
What is a computer`s first sign of old age?
Loss of memory.
What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
It slipped a disk.
Why was there a bug in the computer?
It was looking for a byte to eat.
What is a computer virus?
A terminal illness.
To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.

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Quotes

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.

Trivia

Not all IMAX screens are created equal.
Biggest Screen: 75' x 97'
Many multiplexes: 24' x 47'

Graffiti

I nevur make the same mistake twice. NEVUR.