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    A man much harassed by his wife took his four-year-old son to a zoo to escape nagging at home. They came to an enclosure where a donkey was grazing. "Papa, what is this animal?" asked the boy.
    "This, son, is an ass."
    The next enclosure had a she donkey. "And what is this?" asked the child.
    "This, son, is the wife of an ass."
    "Papa, do asses also get married?"
    "Haan beta," replied his Sire, "Sirf gadhey hee shaddi kartey hain."(only donkey get married)
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