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    One beautiful Sunday morning, a minister announced to his congregation: "My good people, I have here in my hands three sermons, a $100 sermon that lasts five minutes, a $50 sermon that lasts fifteen minutes, and a $10 sermon that lasts a full hour.
    Now, we will take the collection and see which one I will deliver."
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