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    The lawyer is standing at the gate to Heaven and St. Peter is listing his sins:
    1) Defending a large corporation in a pollution suit where he knew they were guilty,
    2) Defending an obviously guilty murderer because the fee was high,
    3) Overcharging fees to many clients,
    4) Prosecuting an innocent woman because a scapegoat was needed in a controversial case.
    The list goes on for quite a while. The lawyer objects and begins to argue his case. He admits all these things, but argues, "Wait, I have done some charity also in my life."
    St. Peter looks in his book and says, "Yes, I see. Once you gave a dime to a panhandler and once you gave an extra nickel to the shoeshine boy, correct?"
    The lawyer gets a smug look on his face and replies, "Yes."
    St. Peter turns to the angel next to him and says, "Give this guy 15 cents and tell him to go to hell."
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